Begging Strip

I’ve opened up the Femitokon Series Compendium and am trying to generate enough interest for readers to acclimate themselves to it before the release of Episode One. Speaking of Episode One, I’ve got the first 25 pages up for anyone interested in checking out my new work. Series begins 12/31/17


Amazon Stores Wants You!

Dear Amazon,

Yes, I have a vendor number, but no I’m not going to let you help me “streamline my brand” to sell your shit.

Why, you ask?

You limited reader access to digital books with my name on them by plucking them from all genre-related searches then turned around and told me my Kindle sales were lagging–but you could make them better if I paid for prime search placement. See, that’s when I figured out you weren’t my lover, you were my pimp, and ended the relationship.

I sell old school print stock in the Market Place, and my distributors deal with you regarding my print books. In short, you can fuck off you fucking fucks*.

Love, Tina

*Struck-Through for those of you reading at work.


My youngest’s birthday is on April 2, and I found this tricked out Hello Kitty shower curtain that would’ve looked awesome in their bathroom. The seller flaked, though, never shipped or responded to my emails. ­čÖü I needed to have it by 3/31 so ordering it again from another vendor (I can only find the damn thing at Amazon) will result in me paying too much just to get it here on time.

Due to a selling glitch at Amazon (where my titles are still available!) I have begun selling author copies of Only Words at I cannot control the price of Games with Me or Loud Snow, as they are handled by a┬ádistributor, but the Only Words┬ástock is my own and so I’m selling copies for $5 plus shipping.