Yes, I have a vendor number, but no I’m not going to let you help me “streamline my brand” to sell your shit.
Why, you ask?
You limited reader access to digital books with my name on them by plucking them from all genre-related searches then turned around and told me my Kindle sales were lagging–but you could make them better if I paid for prime search placement. See, that’s when I figured out you weren’t my lover, you were my pimp, and ended the relationship.
I sell old school print stock in the Market Place, and my distributors deal with you regarding my print books. In short, you can
fuck off you fucking fucks*.
*Struck-Through for those of you reading at work.